Captain hookkkkkkkk's definitions
Ian Pragnell is term used to describe an extremely sexy man whose true beauty can only be expressed through a song
He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*
he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean
He’s willys so big it covers my eyes
And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay
When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.
He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.
(Cuz he’s a slag)
Du-du-du
Cuz he’s a slag
He likes to hit things with sticks *if you know what I mean*
he’ll ram you with his massive cock, and lick your bum clean
He’s willys so big it covers my eyes
And fills all the boys up with juicy cream pies
The girls love him too but he’s a bit gay
When he walks in the changing rooms we all scream yay.
He wouldn’t think to make you pay, he’ll let you keep all your cash monay.
(Cuz he’s a slag)
Du-du-du
Cuz he’s a slag
Person 1: Wow that guys chopper is so huge he’s gotta be an Ian Pragnell.
Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!
Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)
Person 2: Of course did you not just see the way he spunked in my eye!
Person 1: Must’ve happened while his cock was covering my eyes (cuz it’s so big)
by Captain hookkkkkkkk February 15, 2022
Get the Ian Pragnellmug. Now then bylans have the biggest cock you have ever fucking seen and they are so sexy. They are great in the bedroom especially with people by the name Dylan and they’re hot enough to turn anyone gay cuz they like a dick with a little bit of curve.
by Captain hookkkkkkkk June 24, 2020
Get the Bylanmug.