Definitions by Captain floppy disk

Dirty Eros 

When you have eaten a vindaloo the night before and she decides to slip you the finger, at first she just gets the warmth and tender of his kit Kat canyon but upon inspection she realises there’s some chug nug behind her finger nail. Swiftly followed by full mount versuvius… #browntownbiatch

Oh we where having the best time last night then she dirty Eros’d me and it went down hill fast!

Dirty Eros by Captain floppy disk January 20, 2022