Captain Pedant's definitions

TARFAARD

Take A Running Fuck At A Rolling Doughnut.

And if you don't like my definition, you can TARFAARD.

by Captain Pedant February 4, 2012

TJFR

Acronym for That's Just Fucking Retarded.

TJFR. You should compare like for like across their respective distributions, not take extreme examples from one population only.

by Captain Pedant December 23, 2010