Definitions by Captain Pedant

TARFAARD 

Take A Running Fuck At A Rolling Doughnut.

And if you don't like my definition, you can TARFAARD.

TARFAARD by Captain Pedant February 4, 2012

TJFR 

Acronym for That's Just Fucking Retarded.

TJFR. You should compare like for like across their respective distributions, not take extreme examples from one population only.

TJFR by Captain Pedant December 23, 2010