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captain jack sparrow

The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.

"But why is the rum gone?!"
by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
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splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.
(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"
by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
mugGet the splotchymug.

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