Definitions by Captain Hammered

BITOA 

Acronym first coined by Woody Woodbury in the early 60s, standing for Booze Is The Only Answer. Followers of this philosophy are known as Bitoans.

Dude: "I'm having a midlife crisis/existential angst/minor inconvenience/great day/life-changing event."

Dude #2: "BITOA."

Dude: "Too true; where's the nearest bar?"

BITOA by Captain Hammered July 27, 2009