Definitions by Captain Four Strings

Pie-Ride 

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.

Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"

Pie-Ride by Captain Four Strings March 2, 2011