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Bournemouth

Possibly the greatest place on earth, if you enjoy eating Shit Crumpets and farting planets.
Seriously though it's pretty poor as places go, saying you're in Bournemouth is like saying you're Scunthorpe. People's only response will be 'why'.
"Mate this place is HORRENDOUS."
"Atleast we're not in bournemouth"
"Good point"
by Captain Fail March 6, 2010
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