Captain Douchebag's definitions

Nigga Bread

A slang term for Watermelon, as the Negros have made this a staple of their diet.

Give me some a that Nigga Bread MoFo!

by Captain Douchebag February 17, 2008

vaganis

When a woman's stomach and vagina seem to have melded together as one large bulge. This is also referred to as Pussy Gut in some areas of the country.

Oh my god that old lady has a bulging vaganis coming out of those stretch pants!

by Captain Douchebag February 17, 2008