Captain Cockface's definitions

taintnibbler

n. More irritating than an asskisser, and not as useful as a cocksucker, a taintnibbler is about the lowest form of human life imaginable.

All Yankees fans are taintnibblers.

by Captain Cockface March 2, 2009

scrotivore

A person who loves a good teabagging.

My girlfriend is a real scrotivore. Every time we fuck, she wants my sack in her mouth.

by Captain Cockface March 2, 2009