Definitions by Captain Blackheart

black one 

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking.

That black one I just did felt like my soul was trying to escape.

black one by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005

Screaming black one 

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.

Jesus wept! That screaming black one felt like I was having my anus broiled.

Screaming black one by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005