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Novakhov
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A Novakhov is the
definition
of useless
degenerate
. It's the kind of person that has no use. It's like a
tampon
in the mens bathroom
If there's
one thing
I hope to
never
, ever be in life, its a novakhov. I'd rather be a toilet
cake
Novakhov
by
Captain 45
July 8, 2025