Definitions by Capt. Sexstuff

Pink Spinach 

Northeastern slang for vagina; pussy

My boner gets Popeye strength from eating my girlfriends pink spinach.

Pink Spinach by Capt. Sexstuff January 14, 2020

golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

golden scorpion by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017