Capt. Luge Splooge's definitions

frozen toboggan

Canadian version of an Alaskan Pipeline. Taking a dump then putting it in a condom and freezing it to create a dildo and using it as a sex toy for anal or vaginal penetration (usually not oral) on a man or woman.

Joe: Shelley is coming over tonight so I threw a frozen toboggan in the freezer yesterday.
Frank: How prudent.

by Capt. Luge Splooge February 25, 2014