Capt. Knut's definitions

Failurism

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failurysm

A failure (or failed attempt) is a, loser-filled dilation of a person caused by failing at anything.

"Checkmate."
"Dang, I lost."
"You should check for a failurysm."

by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008