Definitions by Capt. Knut

Failurism 

The state of being a complete failure, so much it is virtually a religion or way of life.

I completely suck at Halo, so I became a member of Failurism

Failurism by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008

Failurysm 

A failure (or failed attempt) is a, loser-filled dilation of a person caused by failing at anything.

"Checkmate."
"Dang, I lost."
"You should check for a failurysm."

Failurysm by Capt. Knut October 30, 2008