Definitions by Capt. Daniel

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

wifi bars by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

Trifuckta 

Antonym of trifecta.

A run of bad luck three times.
Messing it up three times.
Making three errors consecutively.

Example: “ today I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I crashed the car, it’s a trifuckta! “

Trifuckta by Capt. Daniel March 14, 2020