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wifi bars

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

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Antonym of trifecta.

A run of bad luck three times.
Messing it up three times.
Making three errors consecutively.

Example: “ today I lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and I crashed the car, it’s a trifuckta! “

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