Cappy C's definitions
Noun-A term used to describe an individual who prefers the workplace as his/her dating pool. This person is typically the first to know about new hires , training sessions, and company outings. The workplace whore typically takes his/her unwanted behavior in a lunch setting and will often ogle and flirt with the waitstaff; may think his/her peers thinks its funny??? They appear to be always in pursuit; chatting co-workers up in the hallway, lobby, breakroom, chili cookoffs, company picnics, etc...They may use a holiday party as an opportunity to get their drink on and "go in for the kill"! etc...Truth be told, these folks use the workplace as a dating app and are too damn lazy to put themselves out there and pursue another outside of work.
Beverly is such a workplace whore! Wtf is she wearing that dress with her tits hanging out with those hideous "Fuck me boots"? At last years Christmas party she was super wasted and was hitting on the VP of Operations. At the afterparty she was on the dancefloor dry-humping Tommy in Marketing. So unprofessional!!!She hasn't figured out that "You don't shit where you eat"!!!
by Cappy C February 6, 2023
Get the Workplace Whoremug. (Noun, Verb, Adjective): A Textationator is typically an individual male or female that upon a friend request confirmation, they blow your phone or PC up with DMs, wanting to chat throughout the day , checking in, sending you love emojis, and bidding you a nice night's sleep. This is a red flag; especially if this person has a significant other. This person trolls social media the entire day ; it becomes an annoyance because should you not respond, they are wondering if you are mad at him or her? Very immature behavior and it's time consuming!!!
This man is being a " textationator" with me all week. It's kinda weird how we hardly know each other and he is wanting me to check in with him when I arrive at my destination and asked me if I was mad at him due to me not texting back right away! Why is he so far up my ass???
by Cappy C September 28, 2023
Get the Textationatormug.