tundra wookie

Describing a woman from interior/northern Alaska who lets all of her hair grow out and often has impaired bathing skills.

"Did you meet any chicks at the bar last night?"
"Nope, just a bunch of Tundra Wookies, they need a shaving and a bathing"

by CapnGrumpy October 4, 2005

Ganker

ganker. (n). Referring to ones brown eye. More specifically, the ganker is the actual sphincter of the anus. Used to speak directly of the ganker.

After eating 25 three-mile-island hot wings at Hooters my ganker was sore the next morning.

Her ganker was sore the next morning after I Donkey Punched her.

by capngrumpy December 17, 2005

drown the gerbil

A form of snowballing where the recipient of the snowball then deposits the output into the rectum of the ejaculator.

The drown the gerbil was successful when fluffy stopped tickling.

by Capngrumpy January 15, 2006

p.i.e.

Referring to a Bethel normal: Pretty Intoxicated Eskimo

Dude, she totally P.I.E.'d out at that party!

by capngrumpy June 11, 2006