Cap'n Howdy's definitions

warnecke

When a person attempts to pass gass, but instead mistakenly squirts liquid feeces into their underwear.

See also reverse warnecke.

Damn, this home brew really gets to me. That's the third time this week I've warnecked!

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005

reverse warnecke

When a person runs to the bathroom, pinching back powerful and urgent forces, only to find upon reaching the toilet a large and dry expulsion of gas.

See also warnecke.

Man, I feel much better. I thought that shrimp had turned but it was just a reverse warnecke.

by Cap'n Howdy March 4, 2005