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A blowjob machine that is usually also a great sandwich maker. Often used for massive orgies. If your blonde bitch has ponytails, it would be considered a blowjob with handlebars. Your blonde bitch should never leave the kitchen, unless told that it is okay or if she is delivering your sandwich.
by Cap'n Bro August 6, 2011
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