Definitions by Canoli slurper

lean beef 

jerking off using a george foreman grill instead of your hand.

I was bored with just whacking it so i pulled a lean beef

lean beef by Canoli slurper April 27, 2009

whappopotamus 

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.

"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."

whappopotamus by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009