Definitions by Candy Muffinbaker

snot nose drip 

1. When your snot runs out of your nose and into your cofee

2. a specially blended cup of coffee brewed on route 295 in chatham, ny

I cringed and shuddered inside as I watched my mother at the coffee pot, her snot nose dripping into the beverage she was preparing for my father

snot nose drip by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

ass massacre 

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.

My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!

ass massacre by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

haint 

Old English in origin, Haint is the middle evolution from the word "havent" which eventually became word we now know as "aint"

havent= haint=aint

"but you have got two bitter swords and I haint got a knife!"
from the song, The Ballad of Mattie Groves

haint by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006