Definitions by Candace Dickfit

Doing the Griddy

Doing the griddy is for lonely losers who get no bitches and never will. Ever.

oh shit look! carter’s doing the griddy, what a nerd!
Doing the Griddy: (Verb) lonely losers who get no bitches and never will. Ever.

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Doing the ‘griddy’ means you get zero bitches. it can also mean you want to get bitches but you physically can’t.

Look, Carter’s doing the griddy, I bet he gets no bitches

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