shwookie

A hairy African American.

Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes May 17, 2010

wet sandwich

1. Someone who is socially awkward

2. Someone who is cansidered lame

Why is your cousin being such a wet sandwich?

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes April 28, 2010