wet sandwich

1. Someone who is socially awkward

2. Someone who is cansidered lame

Why is your cousin being such a wet sandwich?

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes April 28, 2010

shwookie

A hairy African American.

Hey look over there! I think I see a monkey. Oh, nevermind its just a shwookie.

Why are shwookies always hanging from trees?

Man that shwookie sure stinks.

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes May 17, 2010