Definitions by Cameron the 1337

meatarrhea 

A state of diarrhea induced by over-consumption of meat.

"Dude, I just ate four double cheeseburgers... Now I have meatarrhea."

"Don't eat too much man, you'll get meatarrhea."

meatarrhea by Cameron the 1337 December 24, 2008

1337 sauce 

Distilled essence of 1337-ness, usually obtained by grinding up organic matter (such as hair and toenail clippings) discarded by Uber Nerds, like Steve Wozniak. Used to temporarily induce 1337-ness.

Awww damnit, I keep getting killed... Pass me the 1337 Sauce, will ya?

1337 sauce by Cameron the 1337 November 9, 2008

Doofer 

An essay/paper on which you will recieve an F. NOT a test or oral report.

Incorrect: I just wrote a doofer.

Correct: I just sqeezed out a doofer.

Correct: I just plopped a doofer on the teacher's desk.

Doofer by Cameron the 1337 December 22, 2005