goofy handed

Masterbating with the opposite hand, e.g. a right handed person masterbating with their left hand.

Jimi does it goofy handed so he can control the mouse while looking at porn.

by Cameron Hamilton May 06, 2004

choda sweat

A particularly foul form of sweat generated in the choda region on the male or female body. Typically a blend of bag sweat (male) and asshole sweat, may substitute bag sweat for clam sweat (female). Occurs on filthy individuals during extreme heat and/or physical activity.

Dude! I wish Redden would clean his ass, his choda sweat just about knocked me out!

by Cameron Hamilton May 06, 2004