2 definitions by Cambo against Jarred

stale pussy

A guy who has been out on the town and scored heaps of pussy......but hasn't had a shower.

Jarred:Man you smell like stale pussy!
Roger:Yeah I got wild last night.
Jarred:Wish i could get some...can i touch you Roger. Please!
Roger:Fuck off queen. I'm gunna go have a shower.
Jarred:Ah well...there is always my cat, Mittens.

by Cambo against Jarred February 9, 2005

blow tard

A blow tard is a partially retarded person who is such a dumbass, they can be persuaded to blow anyone and anything. A perfect example is that twinky bitch Jarred.

Jarred are you sucking that pig off.....fuckin' blow tard.

or

Oh my god is that Jarred? What a blow tard. He once raped a pidgeon.

by Cambo against Jarred February 9, 2005