1 definition by Calvinist James White

theobro

an individual, typically a white evangelical Christian, who is either sucking off Thomas Aquinas or licking Greg Bahnsen's boot while posting on Twitter to alleviate the pain they experience every day from their dead-end job.

Normal Person: "Dude, you think it's cool that God torture ten-year-olds for his glory?!?"

Theobro: Yes.

by Calvinist James White April 21, 2021