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1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
Get the Doitle mug.1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
Get the Doitle mug.1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
Get the Doitle mug.1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
Get the Doitle mug.1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
Get the Doitle mug.1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
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