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drunk bumps

1. (n) The tiny orange-and-red speed bumps that line the edges of highways, intended to awaken drowsy drunks before they drive off the road by making for a violent and uncomfortable ride should one drive over them.
Feeling his car vibrate like God's dildo, Bubba snapped awake to find himself in the cautioning thoroughs of the drunk bumps.
by Caligula O'Reilly December 27, 2009
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