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Definitions by Calgarian Fred

2014 Wallid Fart 

When your fart is so strong and powerful... plus it lingers in the room for multiple hours...it is reminiscent of 2014 Wallid fart
Wholly smokes, that fart stunk, that is a 2014 Wallid Fart
2014 Wallid Fart by Calgarian Fred February 2, 2021

Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.
"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"
Nagafuki Surprise by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020
To be a Jomha you need to fit the following criteria:

1. Own a mustang
2. Only have 1/4 of tank of gas in the Mustang
3. Own a black leather jacket
4. Not get faint at the sight of blood
5. Smoke a pack of ciggarettes a day (Du Maurier only)
6. Be able to run down a back alley at night and not get scared
7. Be a regular at Boston Pizza (170 th street)
He can blow smoke circles! He's a Jomha!
Jomha by Calgarian Fred October 27, 2011