Sarah is the kind of person you always want to see especially when she’s half asleep because then she makes the best jokes and will make everyone laugh, gasp, or just kind of snicker. She’s a world class dancer performing in 58 countries, a secret spy who is rumored to have killed your pet snail, but most of all she’s loved by mystical creatures that crawl in your ear and tell you that you love her too. She is a celebrity from “Ukraine” and has a massive army of shirtless guys on brown bears in Russia at her call.
by Cactus lactose January 08, 2019