2 definitions by Cactus Head

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Before you you stick your member into your girl's pussy or asshole, you should lick the part you plan on entering and pleasure her first.
Bill's wife was on the bed with her head down and her luscious ass in the air. With member in hand, he stared at her glistening wet slit and her tight little browneye trying to decide where to enter first. His wife said, "go in where you want but lick it before you dick it".
by Cactus Head February 15, 2009
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The ability for a conservative right wing loony to actually listen to something besides Fox news and comprehend what they say.
Joe may be a dumb as a rock republican bigot but he does listen to other radio/tv news stations and can think outside the Fox.
by Cactus Head June 12, 2011
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