Cabo Zen's definitions

hooker proof

Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.

Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!

by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017