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The rare York-Pennsylvanian Party Owl can be found stalking it's prey in it's work area, online, or at casual get-togethers. It can also be found nesting in barns cautiously poking it's head in and out. The typical diet of a York-Pennsylvanian Party Owl is hot girls, pot, and beer.

"Owl keeps pokin' his head in the barn lookin' for pot, and ladies."

by CS, and HA August 20, 2006