When you go on a date with someone but
fail to make it all the way to home base with them, say only
second base, and then go
home and reach home base by yourself.
guy 1- "How'd your date with
Cindy go? Did she put out?"
guy 2- "No, we only got to second base but when I got
home I got an R.B.I. by making it to home base by myself."
guy 1- "Aww
dude, that's wrong!"
guy 2- "I know..."