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Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.
"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"
by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010
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