1 definition by CALL ME, CHRIS
The New Christ a.k.a. The coolest video blogger alive. This dude not only has fabulous hair and millions of fans for you to be jealous of, but he is SMART and fashionable. He's a loyal Britney fan. So there. Be jealous. Go down some haterade and be a fattie. Chris Crocker will still pwn.
C: Omg, did you see the new Chris Crocker video?
C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!
C: YEA! HE IS AWESOME! I love his hairflip! Betch please!
by CALL ME, CHRIS September 19, 2007