C.A. Stallworth's definitions

Beer Flu

Can occur on a Sunday evening bust most often Monday through Thursday. Caused by the excess consumption of alcholic beverages the previous evening, resulting in a craptastic hangover the following morning, most certainly resulting in a "sick" call into the office.

Dude, what happened to you yesterday, I didn't see you in the office, are you OK?

I got so shitfaced the other night that I had to call in sick this morning on account of the Beer Flu.

by C.A. Stallworth April 24, 2006