Definitions by C Witt

smooth sailing 

adj.
The lack of teeth dragging during fellatio.

"That bitch was smooth sailing!"

"She wasn't smooth sailing and now I'm not going to be able to fuck for two months!"

"That homeless bum can smooth sail all night for some crack."

smooth sailing by C Witt July 23, 2008

ghandi 

When someone or something is so ridiculuos at being or doing something and you have no adjective to correctly capture the sheer awe of the event.

"That man is as strong as Ghandi"
"This kid is fucking Ghandi at Madden"
"That bitch fucks like Ghandi"

ghandi by C Witt May 13, 2005