Definitions by Buttpucker

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

Water monkey by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Blue clit 

When a woman gets horny & teased but does not climax, resulting in grumpiness and phantom pain in the crotch.

You had to ruin the mood again and give me blue clit!

Blue clit by Buttpucker October 21, 2015