Teagan Smyth

The original slim shady. Hottest man alive. Albino maple syrup goblin. The man, the myth, the legend. Cool dude with the fattest ass known to man with cheeks as loud as thunder claps
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Samantha haggard

A person that had such a juicy booty that you can hear it clap from miles away. The only one to tame it is Hagrid from Harry Potter giving her the nickname Hagrid.
Did you hear that noise? Yeah it’s just Samantha haggard aka Hagrid’s butt.
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