ButterMN's definitions

Twas

A twink that has reached his expiration date. A gay male that is trying desperately to hold on to his youth and good looks; trying to retain his twink status even though he is over 25 years old. His identity has always been "young and cute". All email addresses and online aliases contain inappropriate keywords like "boi", "AF" or a number signifying his former age like "18". The sad thing is that there is no place for him to go, having squandered his youth, living off the generosity of trolls the twas maintains a anti-climactic existence, maintaining a studio apartment reminiscing with his one lonely fag hag until he simply evaporates.

Jason, face it you are a twas, you need to get a job, no one is going to pay for your flabby ass anymore.

by ButterMN September 28, 2008

skater

A person that comes to work and is seen by many people but is never found at their desk. They never seem to have time to get their work done. They usually have a "prop" that makes it look like they just "stepped away" from their desk. Something like a Cup of Coffee, a Pair of Glasses laid beside their computer, or a sweater/jacket resting on the back of their chair. Their calendars are never shared. Cell phone is never charged. They never seem to get anything done nor does anyone know of anything that they have completed. The two times of the day you will see them are in the morning when they enter the office and at 5:00pm sharp as they leave the office. Though, sometimes they stay late to make it look like they are really busy.

Worker1: "Hey do you know where Ann is?"
Worker2: "No, she is a Skater, no one can ever find her"

by ButterMN May 18, 2006