Burt f's definitions

Lobster Buffet

Dipping your genitals in butter like lobster and letting a partner go to town.

“I didn’t think butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.

“I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”

by Burt f March 15, 2023

Amish candle

When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.

“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”

by Burt f March 15, 2023