Definitions by Burnt Sac

Shelmy Bran 

The preferred Bran Cereal when performing Shalmy. Contains 40% Shalmy, 60% Bran.

Tylar the gay cabinet maker preformed Shalmy on his favorite Shelmy Bran cereal.

Shelmy Bran by Burnt Sac June 11, 2022

Shelmy 

Shelmy is the act of performing intimate acts of sexual deviance with your favorite bran cereal. This term can be very offensive and derogative when used out of context and should not be used or taken lightly. Shelmy is especially prevalent in lgbtq+ cabinet makers.

Tylar the gay cabinet maker preformed oral Shelmy on his favorite bran cereal.

Shelmy by Burnt Sac June 11, 2022