Definitions by Burke Mclain

cracker eater 

A girl so hot you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Unless she wanted to fuck on the floor. Not to be confused with a serial killer that eats white people i.e.- Jeffery Domer or Ed Gein.

That chick is so hot, she's a cracker eater.....

cracker eater by Burke Mclain September 23, 2007

shit bucket ugly 

A woman so ugly she would knock the warts off a galvanized shit bucket at 50 yards in the driving rain with her back turned.

Friend: What the fuck! Check out that chick!
You: Man, bro.....she is shit bucket ugly!

shit bucket ugly by Burke Mclain September 23, 2007