Definitions by Bur Seliu

glazed porkroast 

A tool for intellectual masturbation.

Occasionally whipped out in the middle of a crotchrotting ciricle. Not to be confused with lunchmeat.

man, he totally went ham hands on me and started banging that glazed porkroast

glazed porkroast by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006

intellectual masturbation 

Talking to hear the sound of your own voice. See mental masturbation or bullshit.

He went on and on about how many uses he had for an avacado and a water pik, but we didn't want to hear about that intellectual masturbation

intellectual masturbation by Bur Seliu June 11, 2006