Definitions by Buns Master

Clamthroat

When the front side of one's throat gets vertical stretch marks from giving too much head to big, big dicks. This term applies to both male and female.

Hey Fred, have you seen the new guy Mike that just started last week?
No, why?
One word, "clamthroat"
He's mine!!

Clamthroat by Buns Master August 31, 2013

Nootsack Scalp 

The unfortunate condition, when you have excessive skin on your cranium, thus the skin has that scrunched-up look, like a Shar-pei puppy. Actual medical terminology is Nut-sack Scalp, Nootsack Scalp is the "street" version of the condition.

George: What's up nutters?
Jason: Hey, c'mon, stop it please...don't call me that.
Phil: Why you call him nutters?
George: Oh, that's an abbreviation, short for Nut-sack Scalp, or Nootsack Scalp.
Phil: Why do you call him that?
George: Take a look at his head!! Looks like a giant scrotum on his shoulders!!
Phil: Hahaha, yeah it does! Kinda like a shar-pei puppy.
Jason: Please guys, please! Stop it...please.

Nootsack Scalp by Buns Master March 7, 2012

Ninja Lunch 

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

Ninja Lunch by Buns Master December 16, 2011