1 definition by Bujjvgfhiikjugddyukk
Usually someone with a very small dick that thinks they’re slick by talking to more than one girl at once and telling every girl he talks to how hot he reckons they are but he’s really just a big phat pussy that doesn’t know how to treat girls or have a relationship so when he’s in one he usually makes really dumb excuses to get out of it because he’s a real frigit. Has a really UGLY laugh. And they’re only friend is probably gay and has a phat crush on them. He’s a SIMP and always choose hoes before bro’s, when he really has no hoes and everyone Just talks shit about him but he’ll never know because he’s a phat narcissist and is obsessed with himself. is an ugly mf that really needs a tan. also they will never get pussy so have fun dying a virgin with your one inch wonder .
“Layton/simp texted me last night, yuck”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”
“Omg Layton/simp played me AGAIN”
“Layton/simp is such a simp”
by Bujjvgfhiikjugddyukk April 27, 2020