Buford Glass's definitions

Kelbi

An opinionated narcissist who's deodorant stops working mid day and has the entire office smell her pits for reassurance that they do indeed smell like cucumber vomit.

Girl: Did you talk to Kelbi today?

Guy: Yes, I did, I can smell her on my nose.

Girl: Oh, she is shoving her pits again?
Guy: UHHHHH yeah.

by Buford Glass April 28, 2022