An opinionated narcissist who's deodorant stops working mid day and has the entire office smell her pits for reassurance that they do indeed smell like cucumber vomit.
Girl: Did you talk to Kelbi today?
Guy: Yes, I did, I can smell her on my nose.
Girl: Oh, she is shoving her pits again?
Guy: UHHHHH yeah.
Guy: Yes, I did, I can smell her on my nose.
Girl: Oh, she is shoving her pits again?
Guy: UHHHHH yeah.
by Buford Glass April 28, 2022