Buffalo Souljah's definitions

faucet ass

When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.

Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!

You mean faucet ass, John.

by Buffalo Souljah April 3, 2008

marijuana addiction

Two words that contradict each other. See oxymoron.

Marijuana addiction. Tom Petty makes bad music. Faucet ass is an enjoyable experience. What do these statements have in common?

They're false.

by Buffalo Souljah April 21, 2008